ANIMATED CHAOS
Hoiatus: oma vaimse tervise huvides on rangelt soovituslik mitte edasi lugeda, kui omad minuga veresugulust! Kuidas ma üldse tsikli selga sattusin Et kõik ausalt ära rääkida, tuleb alustada 2020. aasta suvest, mil mu partner, kes oli lähiminevikus A-kategooria load teinud, hakkas mulle sisse käima, et ma võiksin ka sõita. Ma polnud kunagi mootorratta seljas istunud … Continue reading Kuidas ma põldu kündsin ja motogrupi lahku lõin
The prices shown on the web pages of Estonian telecommunication providers are usually twice as high as what the people actually pay. It is general knowledge that you must reach out to service providers and ask for covert deals to get cheaper mobile plans. I usually participate in the circle jerk of contacting providers for … Continue reading WHAT YOU SEE IS *NOT* WHAT YOU GET
Do you consider yourself polygamous? Polyandrous? Polyamorous? To me, the definition of "polygamy" has always been straightforward - one person being in a relationship with multiple others. Turns out that the concept of "polygamy" is more nuanced. It can be split up based on who is with whom and in what way. Types of poly … Continue reading Holy poly! and the Dutch levels of dating
It was about a week ago when I was strutting down the sidewalk all jolly and joyful, waving my arms around like a newly-appointed beekeeper who accidentally poked a wasp nest, when I must have lost my reflector. It probably got caught behind my flailing arms or was not secured well enough, and just popped … Continue reading Shine bright like a diamond
"Minek on kümne minuti pärast. Kolmeteist, kui täpne olla. Kas sa oled valmis?" Pille tormas alles närviliselt mööda tube ringi, käes kastekann, ja üritas paaniliselt meenutada, mis tal veel tegemata on. Riided said kohvrisse, hügieenitarbed samuti. Kõiksugu juhtmed olid seinast eemaldatud - juhuks, kui vahepeal peaks äikest tulema. Sohver haaras lõviosa kodinatest ja suundus autosse. … Continue reading Minek.
On the eve of June 6, I ordered sushi. I deserved it. I was about to get a year older. Quarter of a century - that's a landmark to celebrate, they said. So I did. I ordered three sets of sushi from my favourite sushi place downtown. They don't deliver to where I live, but … Continue reading Best birthday ever
Nägin unes, et posu pakse kodurotte oli tuulutusrežiimil oleva akna kaudu mu üürikorterisse roninud. Neid oli julgelt vähemalt kümmekond, vahest isegi paarkümmend. Istusivad nemad ilusti minu kodukontori töölaua all minu isikliku rotipuuri peal ja sees. Olid teised üsna kopsakad ja ilmselgelt hea toidu peal olnud. Ega vist pealinnas prügipuuduse üle kurta saagi. Ilmselgelt olid nad … Continue reading Selgeltnägijate uneproov
I saw you sitting in the corner today, panting, smiling, and looking at me. I read somewhere that dogs do not smile naturally. It's a skill only some of you adopt by observing us, humans. You seem to have picked it up, too. Little do you know what effect it has on people. I saw … Continue reading To Leo
Yesterday, I went to buy myself some new glasses. My previous ones had slid off the motorcycle when I was taking off my helmet and landed right underneath my partner's foot. Classic communication error combined with some bad luck. The back-up ones I have been wearing as a temporary replacement are several years old and … Continue reading Dare to adopt a new perspective
Only a few things are better than sitting alone on my bed in front of an open window in my tiny studio in Amsterdam, watching the sun set behind the railway and a countless number of aeroplanes descend behind the three wind turbines, listening to crickets singing outside. These are moments of peace, serenity, and … Continue reading I’m coming home